Okay, so there’s these calendars that have beautiful art photos of gay Orthodox-themed vignettes. They are hot as fuck:

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I’ve ordered last years calendar to chop up and frame:

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Website:

www.orthodox-calendar.com

Cost:

11.50€

Shipping Cost:

3.00€

Shipping Time:

Ordered 19.6.16

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La Petit Mort

I need a 30s journalist’s outfit for reasons (okay, it’s a super awesome murder mystery night where you go in character). I’m not really willing to spend to much on it as I wouldn’t wear a shirt or suit again.

Here are my bargain selections:

A collar bib so I can get the shirt look under a cozy jumper:

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An on-sale fedora that I can totally re-use for a costume for Sven:

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This isn’t for the murder mystery event, but I haven’t worn black lipstick since I was a teenager and now it’s in lipgloss!

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This was on sale and I’ll cut it up to make something:

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Website:

www.asos.com

Cost:

$21.64 for the shirt bib collar

$25.96 for the fedora

$10.82 for the lip gloss

$9.74 for the harness

Shipping Cost:

$10.00 for express shipping

Shipping Time:

4 days

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It’s clearly not just a phase. That I was wearing colours just a couple of years ago seems very strange to me now.

Anyhow, I figure I’m just going to embrace all the gothy goodness.

Fabulous vampire jacket:

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Velvet and taffeta dress:

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Sexy harness dress:

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Fishnet gloves:

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Website:

www.beserk.com.au

Cost:

$154.95 for the jacket

$79.00 for the velvet dress

$94.00 for the harness dress

$9.95 for the fishnet gloves

Shipping Cost:

Free!

Shipping Time:

4 days

 

Edit: I had to return the jacket (looked stupid with the puffy sleeves) and the velvet dress (sizing was totally wrong).

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Today’s shopping mission: cozy winter clothes that will also make me feel like a pretty princess.

Lace-insert turtle neck:

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Fabulous swishy tulle skirt:

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Website:

www.asos.com

Cost:

$32.45 for the top

$108.18 for the skirt

Shipping Cost:

Free!

Shipping Time:

8 days

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Sven has a raglan top that is his party staple, but it’s got a bit pilly and doesn’t look as sharp any more. This is my pick for a sexy replacement:

 

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Also, there is no way an ASOS order is going to be a solo item, so:

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Website:

www.asos.com

Cost:

$28.21 for the raglan top

$20.58 for the bardot top

Shipping Cost:

Free

Shipping Time:

8 days

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Dita <3 <3 <3

I’m going to see Dita Von Teese in Sydney and need a suitably fabulous dress to wear.

It’s a nod to my vintage loving past but still suits my gothy sensibilities.

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Website:

www.unique-vintage.com

Cost:

US$104.00

Shipping Cost:

US$16.00

Shipping Time:

15 days

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Flirt Basics

ASOS time again.

Seductive wrap skirt:

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Sexy soft boudoir man shorts:

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Website:

www.asos.com

Cost:

$42.00 for the wrap skirt

$21.00 for the lounge shorts

Shipping Cost:

Free

Shipping Time:

8 days

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Heel Crushers

These boots are just straight up sex. Plus they have good tread and are on sale.

 

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Website:

www.urbanoutfitters.com

Cost:

US$129.99

Shipping Cost:

Free!

Shipping Time:

12 days

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I’m about to go on holiday to Melbourne and I’m having the ‘I have nothing to wear’ crisis. I’ve decided that this top is just what I need:

 

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Also, I’ve been looking at this dress for months and it’s just appealing for some reason:

 

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All the major brands have discontinued their lip stain pens, which are the best, non-drying lip colours ever :(

Luckily, Stargazer makes them:

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Website:

www.beserk.com.au

Cost:

$45.00 for the spiderweb top

$69.00 for the ink splatter dress

$10.95 for the lip pen

Shipping Cost:

$9.95 for express shipping

Shipping Time:

2 days

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Work It Out

I’ve been enjoying taking dance classes for the last 6 months, and I’ve decided I really should start getting into some appropriate sportswear.

Sports bra with a really nice back detail:

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Harem crops which may or may not work:

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After I did my initial order, I realised I wanted a tank top too:

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Website:

www.dharmabums.com.au

Cost:

$55.00 for sports bra

$50.00 for the harem pants

$60.00 for the tank

Shipping Cost:

$9.95 x 2 since I ordered twice

Shipping Time:

7 days

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